So which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Theory one: God

So there's God, sitting in front of his Board of Life Directors, and something hits him.  He suddenly decides to add...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHICKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he comes upon the brilliance of humans! DUH! And so he sticks the people on there...

Theory two: Evolution

So, dealing with the chicken/egg issue, my friend and I have come to the conclusion that the chicken was a mutation from another bird, and the chicken had an egg with another mutation, and thus, the egg, which goes on and on/

Theory three:The Big Bang

At first there was nothing, which exploded, and created planets, space, time, air, people, and chickens

Theory four: Woman

GOd....

Is really a woman.

Theory five: Road

The start of a mutation/chicken/thing crossed the road, got run over, burst into flames, and thus, the baby chicken forming from the ashes, like that one bird in Harry Potter

Theory six: Nothing

There is really nothing in this world, this is all a delusion, and there is no pain, or humans, or even CHICKENS!

Theory seven: Another Woman!

Kennan is a woman! Which makes him Mary!  He must have given birth to Jesus!  Which means...

he is married to God.  So anyone related to him, is, like, a disciple.

Theory eight: Blue

The sky is blue, the world is round, and we shall worship rocks during the nuclear war!

Theory nine: Neon

The world is neon, and nobody CARES what came first anyways.